Yeah, I know I'm cool.

I know, it's mean but, it's true sometimes.

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John messes up.

John you idiot

NOO THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD?? NO

YOU DUN FUCKED UP JOHN

D’:

THESE FUCKING 12.9 YEAR OLDS FUCK EVERYTHING UP

JOHN YOU IDIOT ;;

and then john turns around and stops him “wait dad!” dad turns around and john smiles at him and says, “uh,maybe i can take a little time out of my day to make some cookies.” 
dad would be smiling if he has a face but eehhehwehwhewhe and while theyre baking cookies john wipes a bit of cookie stuff off his own cheek and says “hey dad can i tell you something? something important?” and dad nods and john looks down and mumbles something. dad says “huh” and john repeats “i think i might be a homosexual,dad” and a tear rolls down his fathers cheek and he hugs john and he whispers “im so proud of you son” and then johndave 

AND THEN EVERYONE GOES BACK TO LOVING JOHN 

Jonh, you’re a moron.

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batmansymbol: 632,000 notes. My, my. DEAR TUMBLR: I don’t know who writes something like that, but dear me. It does not make you a sick bastard not to reblog something. Especially if that something is a patently obvious statement such as this one here. *prods* I mean shit, what do you think I’m going to say? “Why yes, of course I wish a disease existed that put millions in agony, draining hospital resources and the hope of humanity alike! Why yes, of course I wanted my grandmother to have died of heart cancer; of course I preferred that a close family friend die after her breast cancer relapse!” Guilt tactics are pathetic, and are an insult, and I’m not a lesser human being for wanting my internet-home to stay free of them. Please stop. Unless you’re going to include a link that involves donation to cancer research, or something mildly useful. Stop. Please.

batmansymbol:

632,000 notes. My, my.

DEAR TUMBLR:

I don’t know who writes something like that, but dear me. It does not make you a sick bastard not to reblog something. Especially if that something is a patently obvious statement such as this one here. *prods* I mean shit, what do you think I’m going to say? “Why yes, of course I wish a disease existed that put millions in agony, draining hospital resources and the hope of humanity alike! Why yes, of course I wanted my grandmother to have died of heart cancer; of course I preferred that a close family friend die after her breast cancer relapse!”

Guilt tactics are pathetic, and are an insult, and I’m not a lesser human being for wanting my internet-home to stay free of them.

Please stop.

Unless you’re going to include a link that involves donation to cancer research, or something mildly useful.

Stop.

Please.

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